By the way , you know who hates unicorns ?

顺便提句你知道谁讨厌独角兽?

This lovely cross stitch pattern is called christmas unicorns !

这个可爱的交叉缝合模式是所谓的圣诞麒麟！

I know about the joy of unicorns firsthand .

我对独角兽能够带给人的快乐可是一清二楚。

But it 's worth it , because unicorns eat your nightmares .

但是，这绝对是值得的，因为独角兽能够吃掉你的噩梦。

When I was a kid , university graduates were as rare as unicorns , now they are more like popcorn : cheap and plentiful .

当我还是小孩子时候，大学毕业生像独角兽般的珍贵，现在他们却像爆米花一样：便宜并且量多。