I have mixed feelings on chimp studies .

我在黑猩猩研究中融入了感情。

Unless you 're a young female chimp .

如果你不是一只年轻的雌黑猩猩的话。

Chimp males offer meat for sex in a kind of courtly prostitution .

雄性黑猩猩为了性而提供食物，近乎一种宫廷卖淫。

It sounds like the premise for a bad police drama , maybe nypd chimp .

让纽约警察局的警察由黑猩猩担任？这听起来就像一个蹩脚的警察剧。

Sticks and stones may break some bones ...... unless you 're a young female chimp .

棍子和石头可以打碎骨头……如果你不是一只年轻的雌黑猩猩的话。