I farted . I farted at my grandmother 's deathbed .

我放屁了，竟在临死垂危的祖母的病榻之前。

She ate with her hands , belched and farted , and made everyone uncomfortable .

她用手抓东西吃，又放屁，又打嗝，让所有人都感到不舒服。

As a matter of fact , I 've farted at least 20 times since I 've been here in your office .

事实上，我放屁了至少20次，因为我已经在你的办公室。

You know , like I 'm some old dog that farted under the dinner table .

你看我那样子就好像我是那餐桌下放屁的老狗.

Today , everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift .

今天，每个人都认为我就是在电梯里放屁的那位。