She fell for a schlub like you .

她竟然爱上你这种猪头男。

I couldn 't think of anything else that rhymes with " schlub . "

我找不到其他可以压韵的字

Not content hocking oatmeal soap and skin-whitening cream , a taobao cosmetics store is now offering up one of its male staff as a ' christmas boyfriend ' and he 's not just any schlub .

其中一家淘宝化妆品店不满足于销售燕麦皂和美白霜，将其一名男员工作为“圣诞男友”摆上了货架，而且他可不是一般人。